Pete Wetzel
Master of WetzNet
| Quotes (12) | ||||||
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| "Light beer is evil. It's like drinking dishwater: it tastes foul and you're not sure what the point of drinking it is." | ||||||
| "Better not do that in here. Some people might get offended." | ||||||
| "Yeah, I left my Paula Abdul CD at home and I cry myself to sleep." | ||||||
| "She is clueless, in denial, and not interested; a bad combination." | ||||||
| "I like frozen twinkies, but I do not eat them all of the time." | ||||||
| "One bonus for coming to class late is that it ends earlier." | ||||||
| "It's so annoying that I get so easily annoyed." | ||||||
| "It's like playing Jenga with code." | ||||||
| "They're jelly beans, not people." | ||||||
| "I got a tingle in my toes from a tangerine jelly bean." | ||||||
| "Since when does W come before Wolf?" | ||||||
| "When someone asks you, 'Did that hit your face?' you know things could be going better for you." | ||||||